18 Golden Rules for a Lovely Life

P/s: Ni salah satu kompilasi email yg saya suka...tp dah lupa sapa yang send....

Rule no.5 dah hilang....

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Harap Maaf Gangguan Amat dikesali

Tak sangka pulak gambar ni tak bleh display....ni akibat sindrom copy and paste la ni...
ekceli saya nak share kat sini antara kompilasi email-email kegemaran yg sy received dari kawan-kawan dalam inbox email office, inbox ni nak kena clear sebab hardisk pc kat office dah tak tertanggung bebanan gigabyte dalam inbox saya ....tapi ada sesetengah email yg saya suka utk di share dalam blog, so saya just copy and paste and publish kat blog email-email tu....
kesimpulannya memang tak digalakkan ....eh bukan tak digalakkan memang tak boleh...paling koman pon kena edit dulu sebelum publish....
InsyaAllah nanti ada masa saya edit balik email-email tu untuk di publish semula dalam blog....

P/s kat ofis kene keje.... :(


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You nak kena belasah dengan I ker ?

Pagi tadi di tingkat 5 blok B ...

3 orang pekerja IT unit Investment Department sedang berdiskusi ...

Ah Ming, Ah Chong dan Ah Zy namanya....

Ah Ming: Fund Manager ada request report baru....which looks like this.....bla bla bla....

(Ah Ming ni memang paling banyak cakap antara mereka bertiga.....Ah Zy dah menguap sampai 5 kali baru Ah Ming habis bercerita...)

Ah Zy : Data for this report already exist in the database....what we need to do is only to structured those data as per report requirement.... so i suggest it is better for the software developer to do that part...

(Ah Zy berkata sambil mengerling ke arah software developer yang dimaksudkannya...iaitu Ah Chong...bukan niat Ah Zy nak lepas tangan tapi itu yg terbaik bagi pandangannya )

Ah Chong: (dengan muka innocent ala-ala komfidennya) Eiiihhhh...mana boleh ma..... nanti system tu nak generate report banyak lambat woooo...... banyak calculation kene buat....masak la nanti... better you buatkan structure table dengan data tu ...lepas tu system grab je dari database.....senang sikit...

Ah Zy: (buat-buat muka terkejut dan pasrah) oooo ye ke...kalo macam tu i buat lah.... nanti dah siap i inform you...nanti you boleh la grab the new data structure from the new table.....

Ah Ming: Ok la....if that case Ah Zy you create the new table ok....

(Ah Zy tak kesah pon sebenarnya, dia lagi suka dapat assignment baru....at least tak la terbongek kebosanan tak de keje harini...cuma agak mencabar jugak la nak structure kan balik data-data tu....ada 3 view baru, 1 table baru dan 1 sql program dia kena create..)

Pulun...punya pulun....dan kod-kod T-Sql dah hampir berjaya mengeluarkan output yg dikehendaki ke dalam table yang baru dibina

Tetiba...

Ah Chong: Ah Zy..!! tengok ni....i dah siapkan report baru tu....i calculate pakai system tu jer..... tak payah grab dari table baru....

(Sambil menunjuk-nunjuk report baru yg berjaya dibuatnya di depan muka Ah Zy)

Ah Zy memandang Ah Chong dengan muka bengkek gilosss...segilosss gilosssnyaa.....

Ah Zy: You nak kena belasah dengan i ke ? YOU NAK KENA BELASAH DENGAN I KE ?!!!!! Tadi you yang suruh i buat, ni apasal pulak you yang buat ?????

Ah Chong : (Dengan muka cuak gilosss) oooohh ya....ya.....nanti i grab data dari dalam table baru tu...

Ah Chong terus cabut balik ke tempat dia........tau ko takut...

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Ulor dalam rumah

Kejadian ni berlaku dalam 2 bulan lepas...dirakam oleh my sis...

Naseb baik sy takdak kat rumah masa ni...kalo tak lagi haru kot...

Ular ni nyuruk bawah tilam merah kat ruang tamu.... tilam tu memang kami saja-saja letak bg senang nak lepak2 tengok tv...

tak tau la dah brapa lama ular ni nyuruk bawah tilam tu sebenarnya....

bila kak nor nak alihkan tilam tu... baru terperasan ada ular...

Kak nor jadi heroin of the day kerana berjaya memvanishkan ular itu dari umah kami menggunakan gadget seperti spray nyamuk dan penyapu...bravo kak nor...!! You are our Saviour indeed...

p/s selama ni dok ingat rumah kampung je masuk ular....rupanya2 rumah kat bandar lg dasat...ni dah kes kali ke-3 ular masuk rumah...

Pssssttt....agak2 tu ular jantan ke betina ?

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After 12 -> Double Charge !

Last Sunday 1 o'clock in the morning i was about to go to sleep when my mom asked me to check my sis as she was shivering intensely and her body was very hot. Never before I've seen her like this. I quickly told her fiancé (he was at my house at that time, staying for three nights because he needed to entertain his friends Mike and Elvina from Tasmania who were in KL). We both became quite panic and persuaded her to see doctor, but she refused by convincing us that's its just a normal fever and she will be ok after the Panadol kicks in .

1 hour after that.... i checked again, still HOT...i panicky called Syafiq to return home immediately because we wanted to use the car (Syafiq is the 2nd driver of my sis's car...suka pow kete kak idah dia). After Syafiq arrived i persuaded my sis to see doctor with the support from Syafiq and her fiance....(again & again....minah ni memang degil sikit)...i'm scared if she's having a high fever, at last after much persuasion she agreed to see doctor at Klinik TTDI Famili 24 hours...once the 4 of us arrived at the empty clinic,only the doctor and clinic assistant was there , i saw her shivering was getting slower and when i checked her fever at the forehead with the back of my palm ...erkk...the fever was getting better (wahhh demam ni boleh main acah-acah ke or maybe the panadol truly has kicked in ).... we were then, as expected, questioned by the doctor why we cannot wait until morning to see the doctor....furthermore the doctor explained that its just a normal fever and it's normal to have shivered, the clinic will double charge the fees after 12 am not only the clinic will charge double, the hospitals too will do the same things.... we leave the clinic after paying Rm45...RM30 for consultation (only taking the temperature...no bp no stethoscope ) and RM15 for 5 tabs of Zyrtec....

* before this i thought only Taxi will charge double after 12 am, the product has expanded

p/s: this post is wrote when i'm about to fall asleep...sorry if you too felt sleepy while reading this...

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